Sanctimonia Vincet Semper.;
me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

three-patch-problem3:

ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

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This needs more notes

cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

jelee-:

i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on

SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK → day five » favourite dynamic between two slytherins 
↳ Bellatrix Black and Narcissa Black

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

Anonymous: But Ron and Hermione married each other, Dramione makes no sense?

nedsseveredhead:

sassy-damon:

f-j-eli:

sassy-damon:

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OF COURSE IT MAKES SENSE!!! THE ACTORS WHO PLAY THESE TOTALLY OPPOSITE AND INCOMPATIBLE CHARACTERS LOOK HOT WHILE NEXT TO EACH OTHER.  THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE END, OBVIOUSLY.  

are u okay do you need someone to talk to or

this just in u r not allowed to ship things that are not officially one hundred percent canon. everyone who ships things that are not confirmed by the author of the things are going tO JAIL

Surely you must know it was all for you.
(Pride and Prejudice, 2005)

stillabrit:

I wonder if Tom died inside from hearing this mockery of Shakespeare?

sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck